If Your Name Is David, Tara Reid Has Something For You
But not the kind of coke you might expect Tara Reid to have. No, it’s the liquid kind of Coke. The kind that decimates your stomach lining, not your nostrils.
This was mondo disappointing, I bet. Can I make it up to you with some pictures of her in a bikini?
Shit. I just made things worse? I’m sorry.