The List of Names Your Girlfriend Doesn’t Want to Be Called Is Here
Either way, I wouldn't use any of these but I don't see any harm in keeping them handy for when you're looking to passive aggressively burn your girlfriend's ass. “Can you fetch me a beer, puppy?” “You deserve a crown, princess” (cums a line across her forehead).
Also, what the hell is “Treacle”? I've never heard that word in my life, and I've heard a lot of words. At least hundreds of them.
[H/T Daily Mail]