The National Beard And Mustache Championships Are A Thing And MY GOD These Lady Ticklers Are Gnarly

Let me start by informing you that The National Beard And Mustache Championships actually exists. This past Saturday, Brooklyn, New York housed some of the gnarliest, most creative staches and beards you’ll see in your lifetime.

Per the National Beard Championships website:

The purpose of the Nationals is to find and honor the best facial hair in America, but beardsmen from all over the world are invited to compete.  A panel of distinguished judges will choose the best of the best in 18 categories ranging from the delicate Dali Moustache to the anything-goes Full Beard Freestyle. The competition is open to the public.

The first place winner of the tournament receives a free trip to next year’s competition, and the top three participants in each individual category receive a medal.

The tournament isn’t all just shits and giggles, however. Each year, tournament regulators choose a worthy cause to donate proceeds of the competition to. This year, the official beneficiary of the event was The Fire Department of the City of New York (FDNY), commemorating the department’s 150th anniversary.

So without further ado, check out some of the best flavor savers and vagina ticklers on the planet.






You feeling pretty good about your ‘No Shave November’ ‘stache? Ya, I’ve felt better about mine.

BONUS: Check Out This Dude Take A Fastball To The Nutsack 🙂

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.