Nebraska Changing Its New License Plate Because It Looks Like A Guy Holding His Giant Nutsack

Despite what “the media” is saying about it there can be no mistake. The planned new design for the state of Nebraska’s license plates is being scrapped because the design looks like there is a guy holding his giant set of balls on it.

Take a look and see if that’s not how you view it…

The state of Nebraska says they are halting production on the new license plates because it “wasn’t drawn accurately.” Right. I think it was drawn very accurately, it was just a poor choice.

Here’s what the plate’s design was supposed to be based upon: a sower with a bag of seeds which appears on top of the Nebraska State Capitol.

Problem here is, that statute can be viewed in three dimensions, the license plate can’t. As you saw above, it doesn’t work quiiiite so well in 2-D.

Reports the AP

Since the design was unveiled last week, some people have called it boring. Others have joked that the way the man in the image is holding his grain satchel appears sexually suggestive.

You think? It looks like a dude holding his giant set of balls, but of course, they can’t officially come right out and say that.

At least one person in Nebraska did actually say pretty much what everyone was thinking, however.

Joel Damon, a local arts space curator, put it this way, “People can say what they want about the image and what it looks like — some guy pulling his pants open, you know, whatever happening downstairs. … At the same time, it’s a very highly recognized symbol for the residents of Nebraska. It’s just a poorly designed plate. The end.”

H/T Mandatory, Vice; Nebraska image by Shutterstock

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