Never Ever Pull Any Of This Crap At A Urinal — Ever

by 2 years ago

Here’s the most important rule when using a urinal — just use the damn urinal. Don’t do anything else. Nothing.

Don’t talk on the phone, make conversation, touch, look, hum — farting is alright if you know everyone else in the bathroom — pick your nose or teeth or any other body part. Just do your business and get out of dodge.

And never run in place unless you’re about to set a new 10K best and just can’t hold it.

[via Dad Dudes]


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