If You Are Trying To Get Laid, Never EVER Try Outright Bribing A Chick With Money Like How This Guy Did

Most women, dare I say ALL women, hate being treated like cheap back alley whores turning tricks in a Detroit suburb at 3:00 on a Monday.

With that being said, if you are trying to get laid, it would be logical to assume that you shouldn’t treat a woman like a cheap back alley whore turning tricks in a Detroit suburb at 3:00 on a Monday. Examples of this include but are not limited to: straight-up offering her cash in exchange for sex, offering her clothes in exchange for sex, calling her a “dirty whore,” throwing dollar bills at her in public and then spanking her ass, etc.

Oh, and here’s one more example right here, just in case you needed something more thorough. It brings a new meaning to the phrase “throw money at the problem”:

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