Humans have been screwing since Adam and Eve. Since day one, man and woman have been doing the dirty, sticking hot dog through donut, blah blah so by this point it’s incredibly hard to create a new sex fetish. Even if a person assumes “this HAS to be the first time two people are doing this to one another” they’re probably wrong.
But I don’t know…this sex fetish HAS to be a first. A woman on Reddit posted about a new sex fetish she and her husband have been getting into recently and it’s super healthy but absolutely disgusting. The woman jams a food item — usually something healthy like apples, pears, carrots — in her vagina all day and then her hubby eats it from her vagina later in the evening.
Naturally, she’s got some concerns.
Quick back story, our relationship hasn’t been quite ideal, and in hopes of trying to save it, and spark some flames, I agreed to do whatever my husband wanted to help spice things up again.
Recently, he asked me to stick different things in my vagina, like apples, pears, carrots, etc.. and keep in there all they so that he could eat them at night when he came home from work.
I have gone along with it, thinking it would be something like a one time thing or so, but its been almost two months, and he shows no signs of wanting to stop.
I am not sure if anyone else has done this, and if so, what was you r experience? One of my concerns is, his and my health, can this make him or I sick? The fruits we buy are organic, and I spend a good deal cleaning them thoroughly.
These are all good questions. I’ve got another good question — what happens if you just don’t feel like having sex that night? Does he still munch on vag veggies? And do you mean the entire apple or just slices?
A doctor (or person claiming to be one) chimed in and gave a lengthy answer that I’ll TL;DR for everyone “yes, it’s bad. Stop.”
Since this fetish is now a thing, it needs a name. Since there’s already “tossing salad” I’m calling this “fruit cupping.” Another name suggestion is “absolutely disgusting” but that’s not as clever.
[via Esquire]