The Hot New Trend Is Freezing Your Genitalia To Enhance Sexual Pleasure
What happened to a good ole fashioned rogering? Humans are always trying to find new ways to enhance their sex, and the newest trend calls for people to freeze their genitalia.
Cryotherapy UK, in Manchester, England is offering a service called “Love Mist,” which involves freezing dicks and vaginas. The cryotherapy procedure sprays cold air from a liquid nitrogen tank to genitalia, which is said to increase blood flow and boost endorphins. Or you could just put ice cubes on your junk and save time and money. A 30-minute treatment costs about $50.
From The Sun:
According to the spa, it improves clients’ sex drives as “when the sub-zero temperature covers the skin, the sudden drop in heat stimulates the temperature receptors.” This then prompts the brain to transmit messages throughout the body so the blood vessels undergo “vasoconstriction.” The process produces a quicker blood flow and ramps up endorphin levels, generating a natural high.
And you thought using condoms was a smidge inconvenient.
“I’d really like to fuck this girl, but first I have to travel to the cryotherapy joint, tell the receptionist that I want to have my dick frozen, wait in the lobby, then go to the dick-freezing room, get my dick frozen for a half an hour, then drive back to my house, hope my junk doesn’t unfreeze, take off my clothes, and then have sex with my icy rod.”
You know damn well that by that time she won’t be in the mood.