This News Blooper Reel Of The Most Stoned People To Ever Appear On Live TV Is High Entertainment

By 04.20.17

It’s 4/2o and you know what that means! YEP–it’s George Takei’s 80th birthday! Oh wait, that’s not what you were expecting? Forgive me, I’m high. I hope you enjoyed this 10-minute blooper highlight reel of the most stoned people to ever appear on live television, but if you’re too baked to click play, here are 6 things we learned from these enlightened people.

6 Things We Learned

  1. Killing people is heavy
  2. If you’re tired of getting arrested for weed, do not tell the evening news “I always got weed on me” and that your Instagram handle is @LoudPharmacy.
  3. Chicks love Johnny Football
  4. Texas A&M has definitely found its spot in the SEC
  5. Global warming is a hoax.
  6. White men should not attempt to moonwalk. Especially white Baby Boomers.

Now get off the damn internet and go watch Interstellar.

[h/t Uproxx]

 

 


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