Newscaster Warns Viewers of Icy Sidewalk But Screw The Dude Walking By, He’ll Figure It Out

City of Brotherly Love. 

Bastion of continuous even when it stops snow coverage. 

Home of newscasters who warn viewers of terrible conditions but can’t take a moment to go “yo, dude, don’t step right there.” 

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