Northeast To Get Wet, Then Slammed By Storm That Looks Like A Giant Dick

The Northeast part of this fine country has really enjoyed some sublime weather this summer, rather low humidity, very few unpleasantly scorching days and not too much rain. However that is all about to change because the Northeast is about to get fucked.

It’s hard to ignore this threatening forecast that is expecting Tuesday to be a wet one. AccuWeather says that there will be 2-inches, but that’s only because a cold front comes in and causes shrinkage. The National Weather Service has issued a flash flood watch through 4 p.m. for New Jersey and your mom’s panties.

The huge area stretching from Norfolk to Boston will get the shaft. Meanwhile the head of the storm looks to penetrate Canada. Looks like we’re all going to take a pounding.

Hopefully a high pressure system causes the storm to pull out into the ocean.

[NJ.com]