If I walked into the BroBible office this morning explaining my idea for a men’s tote bag that looked like a nut sack I’d get laughed out of the joint. Especially if I explained I was serious.
It’s because no one would use a backpack that looked like a set of nuts. Right?
If this IndieGoGo makes its goal of $33,000, we’re going to be in a very hairy situation. TSA agents will protest, middle schools will erupt in laughter, and people everybody will be vomiting in the streets. The balls-to-the-wall campaign was inspired by the founder’s own backpack which went viral like a case of freshman year crabs last September. Apparently requests have been pouring in for information about where to get one, so he and his friends have taken it upon themselves to deliver the pictured scrotal satchel, the Scrote ‘n Tote. Their pitch, which really seems like it should be a joke, is totally serious.
The bag is made of “scrotex” — a revolutionary material that feels and looks like a scrotum and I’m just going to stop overselling this because either you want a nutsack bag or you don’t. If you do, go ahead an contribute to the IndieGoGo campaign and make your sick fantasies come true.
[via GQ]