Some Nutjob Firebombed a Taco Bell Because There Wasn’t Enough Beef in his Chalupa

By 10.26.11

A disgruntled customer hurled a Molotov cocktail at a Taco Bell drive-thru window in Georgia. He did have good reason for the terrorist attack though, there wasn't enough meat in the chalupas he purchased. Seems reasonable since Taco Bell advertises their chalupas by saying, “Come Try The New XXL Chalupa. Bigger Is Better.” That's false advertising! Plus who wants to eat all that lettuce and old tomatoes when you could be hogging out on Grade J USDA meat that will exit your body faster than it enters it.

This insane attack went down around 5AM on Sunday. After a man called the Taco Bell to complain of the lack of meat in his chalupas, the “restaurant” manager, Cynthia Thompson informed the wackjob that they were closing and could not assist him. The guy replied, “You must be one of them n****** up there.” He added, “That’s alright, I’ll just come and redecorate the place.” Sounds like a charmer. Shortly after the outrageous phone call, Thompson and other employees smelled gasoline and when they went to the drive-thru window there was a fire ablaze. That's where investigators found the makeshift incendiary device, a plastic bottle filled with flammable liquid.

How much are you paying for a chalupa at Taco Bell these days? $1.82? $1.99? Do you really expect a feast of beef for under $2? A Molotov cocktail will set you back $8 or $9 at the minimum, so save yourself some time and a domestic terrorist federal charge and just buy a couple more chalupas.

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