You Will Cry Watching This NYC Rat Drag His Fallen Friend Across A Subway Platform

by 2 years ago

 

Remember the stupidity that was pizza rat? Spotted “a little before midnight on Jan 2, 2016 at Jay St-Metrotech” in Brooklyn, this rat is supposedly Pizza Rat’s long lost cousin. The meanie heads over at Gothamist even suggest that it’s a cannibal about to devour some fresh prey. I disagree — Those snarky, cold-hearted hipsters clearly don’t recognize Bro behavior when they see it. It’s obviously a rat being a Bro and carrying his fallen friend back to his rat home for a proper burial. In the wisdom of the great Henry David ThorBro

“On the death of a friend, we should consider that the fates through confidence have devolved on us the task of a double living, that we have henceforth to fulfill the promise of our friend’s life also, in our own, to the world.”

We’ll pour a little out on the subway for you tonight, Bro rat. Good looking out for your homie like that.

 


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