This is just something you don’t see in a boring city full of lame dullards like… Atlanta. Or Phoenix. Or Kansas City. In New York City we have skateboarding tacos that don’t give a flying fuck and are willing to risk their personal safety to advertise their amazingly-cheap $1 tacos. According to our office buddies at ANIMAL NY — who broke the story — the skateboarder in the taco costume was kinda buzzed after drinking for three hours. Of course the taco was drunk:
The driver, too, seemed okay — just a little shocked. Wilkes paraphrased the driver as saying, “I have no idea what happened to me because a taco in a skateboard just crashed into me.”
When asked if he would have crashed into the car had he not been drunk, Newport said, “I wouldn’t have put that suit on if I had not been drinking.”
“I pre-gamed for 3 hours,” he said, laughing.
The drunk taco confirmed that he got paid for the gig, but wouldn’t disclose how much. He did, however, get a promotion thanks to the stunt.
No one was hurt, even after the collision with the car. Baby’s All Right in Williamsburg will now get all my business for this stunt. They deserve it.
NYC. Greatest city in the fucking world.