Here’s Our Official Presidential Debate Drinking Game

by 5 years ago

Go LIKE BroBible on Facebook for more kickass drinking gamesFor another debate drinking game to play this evening, head on over to RankerAnd play at your own risk. I wish it didn't need to be said, but please don't take this game seriously. At all.

One drink when a candidate mentions the following buzzwords:


  • “Taxes”
  • “Women”
  • “Choice”
  • “Jobs”
  • “Medicare/Medicaid”
  • “Middle Class”
  • “Immigrants”
  • “Favors the rich”
  • “Bailout”
  • “Wall Street”
  • “Main Street”
  • “Equality”
  • “Reform”
  • “Compassion”
  • “47%”
  • *long pause*


  • “Unemployment”
  • “Families”
  • “Small business”
  • “Obamacare”
  • “Values”
  • “Jobs”
  • “Middle Class”
  • “National deficit”
  • “Private sector”
  • “Immigrants”
  • “Job creators”
  • “Balanced budget”
  • “Future”

Two swigs of your drink:

  • If Obama says “Let me be clear.”
  • If Obama looks at his hands for way too long.
  • If Obama references Americans under 26 having health insurance.
  • If Romney cites negative jobs reports under Obama.
  • When Obama mentions “General Motors.”
  • When Romney mentions 16 trillion national debt.
  • If both candidates vaguely mention changing our “Energy policy”
  • If Jim Lehrer angrily interrupts a candidate.

Group waterfall round buzzwords:

  • “Out-of-touch”
  • “Student loans”
  • “American Dream”
  • “Moms”
  • “Fiscal responsibility”
  • “Solyndra”

Rowdy “U-S-A” chant + shotgun:

  • When either candidate mentions programs for veterans.

Finish your drink:

  • When a candidate quotes a former president, civil rights leader, or musician, including Bill Clinton and Ronald Reagan.
  • During every heart-warming family anecdote.

Smoke a joint:

  • If the phrase “green jobs” is used.
  • If Obama references his college days.

Drink a Caffeine Free Pepsi:

  • If Romney references his college days.

Take a shot:

  • After any and every ridiculous gaffe.
  • When Obama promises to stop spamming your e-mail 5 times a day.
  • If Romney doubles down on saying “I like being able to fire people.”
  • If Romney mentions his wife's dancing horse.

Wine enema butt chug if*:

  • Romney mentions Scott Stapp's endorsement.
  • Obama namedrops hanging out with celebrity.
  • Romney refers to Obama as either a Kenyan, Muslim, and/or socialist.
  • The University of Tennessee butt-chugging scandal is referenced whilst discussing irresponsible use of student-loans for higher education.
  • Obama slips into his 2007 Hampton University voice.
  • Jim Lehrer begins crying in hopelessness.


  • When you realize still a painful month of the campaign left.

*Disclaimer: Obviously DO NOT wine enema butt chug, you idiot. 

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