Our Entire Team Is On Life Support Today
Hey Gang. Vomits Muldoon here. Been a rough morning. Been the worst morning.
Last night was our Christmas/Holiday party and while we are all alive, most of us are not functioning at a high level. Andy is a wreck, I think I barfed out my stomach lining and we haven’t seen Brandon today. Reggie, by the grace of GOD, is the only person that has 99% of his motor skills.
I won’t go into anymore details, because I am very unwell right now.
So yeah, consider this post your “don’t expect too much from us” notification.
/pukes for the thousandth time
[Puking man image via ShutterStock]