The Ball-Biting Pacu Fish Are Hungry And On The Prowl For Some European Nutsacks

by 2 years ago

The Pacu fish is the hellish stuff of nightmares guys. Those pearly whites are straight human status. A while ago we ran a piece on this piranha cousin, Amazon Jungle ball-biting fish showing up in Florida, but it looks like the little creepy demonic critters are on the move again–this time for European waters. The Pacu have reportedly been spotted in the Oresund Channel between Denmark and Sweden, as well as in Paris in the River Seine.

According to expert Henrik Carl, “The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite. There have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea, where some men have had their testicles bitten off. They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth.”

Like wait, what? Did you read what I read? The earth is actually home to schools of horrific, crazed testes-nibblers. My god, let’s hope we can keep these bad boys out of future rivers and bodies of water.


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