Park Ranger Took 9 Months Leave From Job To Tend To ‘Family Crisis’ – Turns Out He Was Starring In Threesome Porn

by 1 year ago

A 43-year-old Italian forest ranger took nine months of leave from his job to tend to a “family crisis.” Apparently, his “family crisis” was getting his dick sucked by two women in a porn movie. I need to have more family crises.

The park ranger from Basilicata, Italy told his bosses that he needed to take months off of work in order to care for an ailing relative. However, a co-worker saw him on WhatsApp filming a threesome for a porn. Maybe he’s just really friendly with his female cousins?

Okay. So not only does this lucky fuck have one amazing job that allows him nine months off, but he also has a second amazing job of being paid to bang two broads at the same time. That’s what I call winning the lottery.

The man’s employer, the State Forestry Corps, said that he was spending five weeks in Miami shooting porn and now he’s facing fraud charges. He was also suspended from his job.

However, the man has a perfectly good explanation as to why he was getting his menage on. The aspiring porn star told an Italian court that he was “entrapped” by two ladies in bikinis who asked him to join them in a threesome at the hotel pool. I completely get it. If I had a dime every time that happened to me. The pork ranger said his poor English allowed him to be tricked into the threesome. Poor, poor guy, being taken advantage like that.

“The video seems to be of a professional nature, meaning that the time spent in the U.S. was a clear violation of the ban on any kind of work during the period of leave,” Judge Antonio Natale said during the trial.

So he got off of work and then he got off at work.

My house could be on fire with 12 kittens, my nana, the nuclear codes, and the original Portrait of Dr. Gachet painting by Vincent van Gogh in the home and I could possibly manage to get about three hours off of work to take care of this emergency. This fuckface says he has he has a family crisis and gets NINE FUCKING MONTHS off of work so that he could go make threesome porn!!! I hate/envy this dude.

[DailyStar]


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