The Ultimate Bro Is Using Only Patrick Bateman Quotes When Talking To Girls On Tinder
Today I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that novelty Tinder accounts will never get old to me, and that even if I see a link with a horrendously stupid title along the lines of “Lyke ERRMAGHURRD Guyzz Diz Guy Pretendz 2B A Purple Monkay On Tindurr Wen Tawlkin’ 2 Gurlz,” I will click it. No matter what, I will click that sonofabitch and read the stupid Tinder conversations that ensue.
Luckily, today is not that day, since instead of purple monkeys we have Patrick Bateman. Patrick Bateman is obviously much, much better.
— Tinder Like Bateman (@TinderBateman) August 20, 2014
— Tinder Like Bateman (@TinderBateman) August 17, 2014
//platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsYeah, fuck you Liz.
— Tinder Like Bateman (@TinderBateman) August 11, 2014
Oh, Patrick. Never change.
[H/T Elite Daily]