Just because it was on South Park doesn’t mean it’s not true – ads are everywhere. They’re on television, the radio, all over the Internet and they’ve even been integrated into your favorite celebrity’s Instagrams and tweets. You think half of the Insta “models” you follow actually drink BooTea Shake? You think that herbal supplement you see anyone with over 20K followers peddling like a cheap dime store hooker is actually any good? Doubtful, but the point is to make you, the consumer, think “person + product = celebrity.” If you’re smart, it still doesn’t sell you on it – if you’re dumb, you either buy it or are Scott Disick.
Not that Scott Disick buys any of the shit he peddles, but he’s dumb in that he couldn’t even handle copying and pasting the right verbiage into one of his sponsored Instagram posts:
https://twitter.com/frankiegreek/status/733326191545995264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
“Here you go, at 4pm est, write the below. Caption:”
Come on dude like your job is SO HARD in the first place that you can’t even be bothered to hit “delete” on what, 30 characters? And leave it to Twitter to start shitting all over the stupid boob:
https://twitter.com/modern_damsel/status/733375613952622592
https://twitter.com/goulcher/status/733339752615841793
lmaooo idiot
— Mark Sundstrom (@106th) May 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/arionajadee/status/733343864241704961
@jelenawoehr Dammit, why hasn't anyone asked ME to sell out? I'd do it!
— Warlizard (@War_Lizard) May 19, 2016
@jesse__leigh he looks depressed
— #TSTTPD (@repuTaylorERA) May 19, 2016
The tweets go on and on, but you get the idea.
Then again, maybe this was all just a trick to get his Instagram to go viral, thereby exposing even MORE people to this stupid product…but come on. That’s giving Disick 500x more credit than he deserves here.
[H/T Huffington Post]