People Shared The Most NSFW Things They’ve Ever Seen In Public And Some These Stories Are Next Level Crazy

by 9 months ago

When preparing this article I was trying to think about the most NSFW things I’ve ever seen ‘in public’, and I can really only come up with a few. Living in NYC for nearly a decade I saw plenty of naked bums doing disgusting shit on the subways or in city parks, but that doesn’t really count in my mind. All I can really think of are two incidents, and one isn’t even really ‘public’. The first was back in H.S. when I was driving down the road and saw someone in the car next to me getting road head. The second incident was I saw my across the street neighbors having sex because they’d left their shades/blinds fully open at night and I pulled into my driveway to look across the road and see a show going on…But that doesn’t really count as ‘public’, that was just some dumbasses not remembering to close their blinds to the street.

The stories below, via Reddit, are shared by people who have witnessed truly NSFW acts on the street. It’s all just words, but the stories are NSFW in nature so you should at least be ready to read some mildly risque stuff:


PlaguedOmikron:
One woman and one man hobo were walking through the city centre of the town where I lived some time ago. Suddenly the woman puts down her bags, opens up the dude’s zipper and starts giving him a blowjob in plain daylight.
I wish I was kidding, but I’ve witnessed hobollatio and it was pretty distressing


lice_capades:
My friend and I bought a pizza and decided to go eat it on the local beach while watching the sunset. Some girl getting a photo shoot done in a bikini decided that the ambience was just right to make the photo shoot a naked one. My friend threw a piece of pizza crust towards the girl and she got swarmed by seagulls.


Quadroon_sam:
Parking lot of a Denny’s: Homeless woman pulled down her pants and began cleaning her snatch with wet wipes she’d stolen from a KFC. I’ll always remember the look on the faces of the family in the minivan with Ontario plates. They’ll never forget that vacation.


Gear_Andvari:
I working as a security guard years ago had an awkward experience. I was doing my patrol in a Verizon utility vehicle lot next to a downtown area. There was an event going on near the lot so the street was packed with cars. There was a car that recently drove on the premises and since it’s a private property area I had to tell them to vacate the area. As I walked slowly to the car I saw a man with his eyes closed and his head reclining on the driver’ss seat. I thought the guy was trying to get some rest. As I walked right next to the vehicle I took out my flashlight and lightly tapped the window to wake the man. At that moment I peered down and saw a moving clump of hair moving up and down from the man’s crotch. Not a second later the man opened his eyes and stared in fear as I looked at him with a stare of awkwardness. I did what any self-respecting guy would do at that moment. I turned around, gave the dude a thumbs up, and walked way. Got to my post and sat there for a couple minutes, laughing my ass off so hard. A few minutes later the same car drove right next to the post and the guy rolled down his window and gave me a thumbs up sign. At that moment I’ve never felt like a true bro.


This has to be in Russia, right?

tinaviolin:
There is a local prostitute that everyone in my coffee shop/many in the neighbourhood knew by name. She was very kind when she wasn’t hopped up on drugs which was extremely rare – she had a very rough life.
One winter night, she came in with her skirt hiked up to high heaven and not wearing any underwear. She stood in front of the window and just started dancing.
I went up to her and told her she needed to leave if she was going to do that or she could sit down and have a coffee. She replied with “how else will I find a husband?”


goldenelephant45:
Streets of New York. Around 3pm or so. A drunk couple were walking down the street. Calling their travel walking is even a stretch. They were pulling themselves down a fence which made it look like there was some strange force pulling then backwards. Anyways, the lady faceplants on the sidewalk and rises to her knees. She starts blowing this dude all the while blood is straight pouring out of her face. I ran inside to grab someone to witness the show and when I got back they were gone.


Marimorx:
I used to work at a strip club, but honestly it was kind of more like a brothel. We had private lap dance rooms with no visibility, so obviously people were doing things they shouldn’t fairly regularly.
One time a guy got a dance with two girls. He goes up with them to a private room. A few minutes later he runs out covered in shit and vomit and both girls run out half undressed and run to the dressing room.
Apparently, he decided to finger one of the girls in the ass and she shit everywhere. The other girl got some on her and then threw up all over the place.


CoffeeGuitarStrings:
While riding my bike home from school, I rounded a corner to see two other students going at it in the middle of the bike trail. Like, there was a whole forest, but nah, this busy bike trail will work.


crostrom:
walking home from a bar, I got to watch a guy and a girl fu**ing in front of the public library. they were using a no frills plastic grocery bag as a condom. dude was holding the hand cutouts while going at it. I’ll never unsee that yellow grocery bag moving around like that. Even the words on the bag that said the no frills motto “won’t be beat”. I laughed out loud as I walked by, but I think I got a bit scarred from that. I also bet a pregnancy occurred.


eaglewatch1945:
Old woman shuffled into my shoe department stockroom, hoisted her skirt, and proceeded to spray diarrhea all over the cement floor and the shoe boxes on the bottom shelves in her vicinity. Coworker then proceeded to vomit. Needless to say, it was not safe to work until a housekeeping team cleaned up and loss prevention salvaged out a few hundred dollars worth of shoes.


Back2Bach:
I heard “moaning” sounds coming from the crypt below the chapel floor where I was about to practice the organ for a funeral later that day.
When I turned the organ blower on in the crypt for the instrument above, a couple emerged – obviously caught red-handed for having used the quiet space for purposes other than burying bones.


woodchipsandgravy:
A girl getting fisted while sat on a bar stool. Wasn’t even that late, maybe around 9pm so the bar was just filling up and most people were closer to sober than drunk.


Betahan74:
When I was 16 (1990) I was walking through Copenhagen central station when I saw two homeless guys. One was sitting on a bench getting a blowjob from the other guy while hitting him repeatedly on the head with an umbrella.


g2f1g6n1:
I worked on campus in the cafeteria so I was there after dark in the winter. I was walking along and I heard moans from an elevated walk way so out of my sight I shouted up “hey! HEY! is everything OK up there” and a guy shouted down “uhhh yeah, everything is ok” to which I responded “I want to hear the girl say everything is ok” to which she giggled down that everything was fine “carry on” and left them to it.
It felt like a real compromise to me. Didn’t disturb them too much made sure people are safe


mypubertyhurts:
I witnessed a guy finger a girl on the dancefloor of a night club. It was weird, pointed it out to my friends, then we got McDonalds.


Jiggawatts94:
a heavily Pregnant woman getting spitroasted in the middle of a park
(just in case, Spitroasting: one guy in the mouth, one guy in the vag/butt)


wHatTheFez:
I was in town with my dad when I was about 9 years old, we were going about our business (it was treat night). Suddenly, a man and a woman, completely naked, streak down the street right by us; Followed by police officers. I didn’t know what to think.


mayoforbutter:
When I was young (I think <10) I saw a couple having sex in a swimming pool. It was kinda romantic, because the pool was partly in an artificial grotto.
Nowadays I wonder how good that worked 'cause we all know water isn't exactly the kind of lubricant one would want to use.


SourMashDiesel:
Witnessed a women giving some dude a bj in a parked car one morning while I was riding the bus to school. Bus was stopped in traffic and I just happened to look down at the parked car next to us. There she was just going to town. She happened look up as the bus was pulling off. We made eye contact. She had a guilty look on her face.


barstoolhandie_thrwy:
I was more of the one creating the NSFW thing in public. Throwaway for reasons.
I was day drinking at my local Buffalo Wild Wings and I became way to drunk to be there. I was not kicked out for some reason. I found a woman who was just as drunk as I was. After a few drinks I convince her for a hand job. She just starts jerking me off at the bar top. I wasn’t embarrassed but drunk and proud. People noticed. Everyone noticed. We didn’t stop. The bartender told us to get out because you know, Who wants to watch a drunk girl jerk off a drunk guy at 1:15 pm while trying to enjoy chicken wings. No one that’s who.
I joined the military and have never gone back to the Buffalo Wild Wings. I wouldn’t want to be recognized.


rotund_adonis:
2am in the morning on the way home from my brother’s stag do. A woman perched on top of a bin spread eagle outside a pub, with a guy just openly fucking for everyone to see.
I’m a pretty liberal guy but it was a really fucking depressing sight.


Last, but not least!

cohvac:
Couple of years ago I took my first girlfriend on her very first camping trip in a local national park. After walking about 20 mins from the carpark we took a little break at a clearing with picnic tables, accompanied by a couple of families with small children. Minutes later, a legion of 7-8 barebreasted women dressed in vaguely elvish loin cloths and fake ears arrived at the spot. With them were a couple of guys with cameras and lighting equipment. What followed can be best described as an elf bondage porn photoshoot spectated by us, small children and their horrified parents. 5/5, got to see elf boobies and GF was totally into it.


Alright, bros, that wraps up my coverage here. If you want to keep on reading more stories like this in the AskReddit thread you can CLICK HERE to see that thread in full. And if you want to share your own story just pop on into the comments down below!


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