My two cents–if you slack off and don't give a shit about your job, it's a bit hypocritical to not think others will be just as useless of employees. Code of slacksmanship runs deep. I know we're dealing with food and food is like !@#!@#!@#, but Immanuel Kant. I took a philosophy class in Fall of 2008.
Fucking gross, tho.
[H/T: Gawker]
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