Technology Finally Lets You Play ‘Super Mario 64’ On Your Browser, So About Those TPS Reports Due…

My childhood: Manhunt, trolling through the bra and panty section of my mom’s Macy’s catalog, and owning fools in Super Mario.

I’m a bit old for manhunt, but I still fucks with the other two.

And thanks to Unity developer Royston Ross who has created a browser version of Nintendo’s ‘Super Mario 64’ FOR FREE, our employers have no choice but to fire us all.

Royston says that the game is an exact replica of the 1996 version, with the exception of the red coins, the Wing Cap or the big Bob-omb (WHO NEEDS ‘EM!). These features will be replaced with giant springs and coin blocks.

Here’s the link to Royston Ross’ project site so you can pick your childhood up right where you left off.

[H/T Unilad]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.