Bad News: If You Watch Porn On Your Android Phone, You May Be Getting F*cked Too

By 05.16.16
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Hey dude. Do you have an Android phone? Do you watch porn? Do you watch porn on said Android phone? If you answered yes to all three questions, you have cancer. Just kidding, that would suck though. Getting cancer simply from watching porn on your phone. We’d all be fucked. Maybe it would light a fire under Dana Faber’s ass to find a cure. I don’t know, could be a good thing in the end, for the whole of humanity.

Cancer aside, if you’re the type of dude who likes to cue up PornHub during his mid-morning dump at work, I have some unsettling news: you run the risk of getting hacked.

According to Metro,

Hundreds of porn apps on Android are infecting users with lock screen apps which could be very difficult to remove.

The apps could eventually be used to steal data, or money, researchers believe.

Security researcher Alex Dubrovsky of Dell has seen a lock-screen app spread via porn apps for Android.

Infected phones are left locked up, with users unable to access it – although it’s fairly easy to get around at present.

Dubrovsky says, ‘We have found over a 100 different apps that contain this malware and suspect that the authors behind the apps are gearing up for a much larger more deadly assault.

Dubrovsky notes that since the malware does not demand cash or steal data, it has yet to be completely implemented.

To avoid all risk of your phone acquiring an STD, just get a fucking iPhone like the rest of us.

[h/t Metro]


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