This prank is not for the squeamish and may make you cover your family jewels. It involves an unfortunate gentleman getting his bollocks caught in the spokes of a bicycle. Ouchies! But the question is, will pedestrians be ballsy enough to help the poor man in extreme pain?
VitalyzdTv did a collabo with PrankvsPrank to pull off this trauma-inducing trick. Armed with rubber testicles, the duo pretend to get their nuts caught in their bicycle. Time after time, do-gooders are willing to assist the man in anguish. There really are no wieners in this prank.
He asks one man to explain to 911 what happened and the good samaritan tells the emergency operator, “This young man has his nuts stuck in the bicycle. I’m trying to be serious. Yes his testicles. I don’t see any bleeding, but he’s in terrible pain.” The man continues to talk to 911, but refuses to look at the man or his elastic nads. When the jokester reveals the prank the man reacts by saying, “Oh you dumb motherfucker!” When the prank was divulged to another humanitarian he reacted by saying, “You’re a fucking asshole! Fuck you” Then waves his middle finger at him. Apparently not everyone is a fan of pranks involving cojones.
I suppose these guys were bored when they were willing to sever this guy’s testicle to get him untangled. You could say they were ready to halve a ball.
No one even questions on how this poor fuck got his nuts stuck in the spokes. Like not one curious person asks, “Were you trying to fuck your bike?” I guess that’s a question for after you rescue the man with his ball sack in agony
It is reassuring to know that if I ever get my testicles caught in a bicycle that my fellow good-hearted Americans will be willing to come to my aid and my balls.