President Obama Awesomely Announces That the US Army Is Building a Real-Life ‘Iron Man’

 

Levity is President Obama decided to announce a top secret, highly classified US Army project to build what is basically Iron Man. As we told you earlier this month, this is not bullshit, either: The Defense Department is actually making something that sounds like an Iron Man suit, with the goal of it being ready for combat by August 2018. Gizmodo says prototypes are coming this June.

If if Johnny Manziel’s NFL career doesn’t pan out, he’d probably make one hell of a good Tony Stark.

This is what some people think the suit is going to look like:

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