Guy Gets Random DM From Creep, So He Blocks Him, And Then Things Get Really Crazy When He Mentions His Girlfriend’s Skin

I’ve tried to get off Facebook but they keep pulling me back (long story I’ll get to some day) and exchanges like this are the very reason I want to detonate my page.

A Redditor posted this creepy DM from some random guy and his “girlfriend.” Here’s the initial exchange:

So now we know this is Morgan, his lady’s name is Sabrina, she has long brown hair, he’s not quite sure of her age but he knows she’s fatter in the picture. He also wants to get Sabrina’s sock and shoe situation out in the open so their are no secrets. The only thing unknown is what the fuck this guy wants.

Now we know more about Sabrina, the way she dresses, that she and Morgan are not roleplaying and did anyone else get creeped the fuck out when he said “because of her skin”? The way he said it made it sound like it was in his possession and not on her body. “Her body is under the house but her skin is hanging in my closet like a coat.”

Naturally, the guy blocks the shit out of Morgan and his skin parka but when does blocking ever stop a lunatic? I’ll answer. NEVER. IT NEVER STOPS THEM.

Wow, Morgan is…something. Huh? He’s really something. He seems completely harmless (writer makes hand signals to block him again. block him again!)

(writer locks doors. pulls down blinds. hopes internet goes away soon.)

[via Reddit]

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