A++ work by Redditor davidvanbeveren. He took screenshots of all the random text messages his wife sent him over the past year and made the following collage. It’s like putting their relationship under a microscope: She catches him watching porn (but is totally chill about it), begs him to go out, and even throws the occasional request to see his penis.
Based on these texts, your wife is a catch, Bro. Treasure every second of it.
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