Every once in a while, on an awful Monday, the internet throws you a bone.
Today, joy arrived in the form of the trending hashtag #PopeBars.
It stems from that picture of Francis, who looks like he’s schoolin’ B-Rabbit at a rap battle on the outskirts of Detroit. Natural, the internet has responded with glee.
"God had a mixtape he named it the Bible, Jesus had a rap crew called it the disciples" #PopeBars pic.twitter.com/s9bu5PfHci
— Crenshaw BLVD (@FloydSupreme) November 30, 2015
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I'm that Definitive Text / forget dat catechism
Benedict ain't shit / got no time for great schism
#PopeBars pic.twitter.com/FoKFbZweLM
— Slade Sohmer (@Slade) November 30, 2015
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me and benedict tussled/we had a little tiff/cuz he prefers the soft g/but i pronounce it jif #PopeBars pic.twitter.com/BUILkGY38o
— Elon Green (@elongreen) November 30, 2015
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Lyrical cataclysm
Miracle catechism
Smack em w that epistle
Then
Back to the Vaticizzle
#PopeBars
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) November 30, 2015
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All other MCs
Your rhymes are spent
You're Martin Luther
And I'm the Council of Trent
#PopeBars pic.twitter.com/8w0KE0h4eI
— Serpent Socialite (@walrusmaster) November 30, 2015
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God is the Father,but all yall are my sons, Pray I don't take your girl and make her one of my nuns #PopeBars pic.twitter.com/KyfxjvRhUF
— TheNegroStableBuck (@jaclyn41random) November 30, 2015
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Red wine, blood of Christ
Get neck in the cathedral all night
Tight
Kiss the ring, poof, absolved of sin #PopeBars pic.twitter.com/rzL4T5xa67
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) November 30, 2015
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My beats are righteous / My lyrics Jesuitical
Even Protestants go Roman / When I drop my next encyclical
#PopeBars pic.twitter.com/Mbtf93QsMF
— peter manseau (@petermanseau) November 30, 2015
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"His palms were bloody, knees beat, cross was heavy, there's wine on his torso already" pic.twitter.com/3ONHyVtp8a
— murcielago#CTTQ5Dec (@blkliquidfluid) November 30, 2015
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Bless. Literally.