The Real Life Joe Dirt Was Spotted At The Colts Game Last Night And My God That Mullet Is ON POINT

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SPOT. ON.

This EXACT replica of Joe Dirt was spotted Thursday night at the Colts/Bengals preseason game at Lucas Oil Stadium.

According to Busted Coverage, the dude’s name is Charlie Bough and he’s a bartender at a French Lick, Indiana casino.

David Spade reportedly shared a photo of Charlie back in March and the publicity has made him into somewhat of a local celebrity. I cannot even venture a guess into how much tail this dude is pulling with that pristine mullet and badass Budweiser bottle tattoo on his right bicep. Some dudes have all the luck.

I did a little creeping on his Facebook account (he goes by the alias of Sidnasty Boo) and I was the opposite of disappointed.

Bow down to this sex panther.

Joe Dirt Approves.

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.