“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” – Ferris Bueller
What’s funny about that quote is that out of anyone, young Ferris Bueller should know that sometimes you don’t have time to look around. Sometimes you need to get the hell out of dodge in the fastest and most comfortable way possible. That’s what The Pump life is all about. No fuss. No delay.
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Here are five real life moments when stopping to look around isn’t always an option and you’ve got to pump up and get your feet moving.
Being Late For Something Really Important
There is no worse feeling in the world than waking up late only to realize you’ve missed an important meeting at work. To stop doing this, change your process at night. Shower before bed, lay out your outfit and move your alarm clock out of arm’s reach so your love of the snooze button doesn’t kill your career.
Running A Fake Race
You know what I’m talking about, right? When you are casually jogging on the treadmill at your gym and all of a sudden some Olympic sprinter takes the treadmill next to you and threatens your manhood by running at twice your speed. You can’t have that. You must show this guy who is boss. And the boss is you.
Getting Into A Game You Might Not Belong In
Part of being a man is thinking that you’re more athletic than you actually are. You never hesitate to participate in any sport, even though most of the time you probably have no business being anywhere near the competition. You don’t care if the other nine guys on the floor all play college basketball, you’re going to go out there and make a damn fool of yourself anyway, but you’re also going to have a great time doing it.
Breaking Up With A Girl
Everyone knows the best way to break a girls heart is over text message, but if you have to do it in person, you need an exit plan. Stay long enough to get your point across, but not so long that you start second-guessing your decision. Usually that period of second-guessing starts at the same time as the tears. If you’re in a bind, start crying yourself and then storm out saying you can’t handle it.
Leaving The Scene
Whether you committed a prank or you woke up in the wrong bed, leaving the scene is all about efficiently and effectively gathering your necessities and escaping as fast as possible. Even if you’re completely innocent.
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