Refrigerator Shocks Customers At Home Depot By Playing Porn – What A Time To Be Alive
The age-old proverb goes, “Necessity is the mother of invention.” I disagree. Sex is the mother of invention. It seems like every innovation results in some horny dude using it to pull their pud. The camera, people immediately took photos of naked people. The automobile, people immediately used to transport themselves to another person who they would have sex with or even have sex in said automobile. The VCR, people immediately made porno flicks. The DVD, more porno flicks. The internet, people are constantly jacking to internet porn. And now the refrigerator is the latest apparatus that people are using to shoot loads.
Antivirus pioneer John McAfee had a pretty nice little Sunday, he went to Home Depot to buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond if he had enough time. However, McAfee never made it to Bed, Bath & Beyond because he was too busy checking out this photo of a smart fridge that had porn playing on it as seen here (NSFWish).
He wrote, “The IOT…. do you believe me now? Pornhub on a refrigerator. What, in our current cybersecurity paradigm, accounts for this?”
“You can do it. We can help.” – That’s what Home Depot said.
Talk about food porn.
Try explaining to your nana why you’re choking your chicken next to the chicken cacciatore.
The smart fridge is supposed to remind you to buy eggs and milk, but instead you’re jacking it next to the cheddar jack.
“Is your refrigerator running?”
Suddenly, putting mayonnaise on your sandwich doesn’t seem as appetizing.
Feeling guilty for snacking on that 7-layer dip? Why not burn off like 18 calories by jerking off.
Think about the multitasking possibilities. Now you’ll have plenty to do while your Totino’s Pepperoni Pizza Rolls are in the microwave for 1 minute and 25 seconds.
Damn you science! Why must you make fapping even easier than it already is!