Rihanna’s Stupid Outfits Over The Last Few Years Are Actually Horrible Attempts At Mario Cosplay, Here’s Proof

It’s been years since I got down to Mario Party on the N64, but after realizing that Rihanna’s been trying to cosplay characters from Mario all these years I’m getting a little nostalgic. Gonna have to break out those controllers and go to pound town on Peach tonight (that’s the name I gave my dick, don’t worry I’m not actually going to hurt a fictional video game character).

What’s that, you don’t believe me about the Rihanna thing? Then take a look for yourself, as discovered by Redditor Ranzok:

[H/T Reddit]