Rob Ford Held an Owl, Made an Awesome Face

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford continued his wonderful stewardship of the city by holding an owl on Thursday, creating this delightful photo opportunity.

Ford gave the animal his fiercest stinkeye in an attempt to establish dominance. The wise old owl, though, proved unflappable. It responded by staring back with piercing eyes deep into Ford’s soul — a place few man or beast are brave enough to tread.

Remember his bravery in times of worry and hardship, Bros. You don’t see him, but he’s always out for there, looking out for you.

* The owl, not Rob Ford. God knows what he’s doing.