The only acceptable reasons to wear a fanny pack in 2015 is if you require one for work, you’re over the age of 60, you’re at a music festival or if you’re the Rock. No other reasons, no exceptions. In case you’ve got no idea what I’m talking about because you’re a well-adjusted adult who doesn’t spend 24/7 trolling around the Internet due to a little thing called a “job” that you’ve managed to hold down unlike 80% of my peers, this is the 90’s fanny pack I’m talking about:
Fanny pack and lean take it to a whole other level.. #90sRock #WTF #BuffLesbian pic.twitter.com/dyqCDCBEZc
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) July 16, 2014
“”You’d think that he would’ve either lost that specific fanny pack or gotten a new one by now, but NOPE. Why fix what isn’t broken? Although the same can’t be said for those camouflage pants…not that I would say that to his face.