Wife Comes Home To Find Romantic Note From Husband That Would Never Work For Most Men

Imgur user Mollywho was having a crap couple weeks. She explained in an post that…

I’ve been depressed lately. Thankfully, my husband seems to get the whole “For better, for worse…” thing

I’ve been juggling a LOT lately. Trying to move up the (ahem) corporate latter. Just got married. Couldn’t afford a wedding. Family is sparse. Falling out with friends, yaddadyadda. But, the thing is, amidst all the struggle, my husband has relentlessly tried to cheer me up. I’ve not been the east person to deal with. In fact, sometimes I’ve said the cruelest most hateful words to my new husband. But he somehow forgives me every time. I have a long journey ahead of me, and I know he probably realizes I’m mentally ill. But he holds my hand, and he tries his best.

Her husband tried everything to cheer her up, and then when he ran out of money, he started to go all rom-com with his expressions of love. It’s actually part rom-com and part axe murder. He wrote a bulleted list of all the things he loved about her on a mirror with lipstick.

Today when I came home from a trip to SF, I flopped onto my bed in tears. I looked to my left, and saw these words painted all across my mirror. I think he wanted me to remember how much he loves me. Because he knows how quickly I forget. He knows I struggle to see good in the world, and especially the good in myself. But here it is. A testament and gesture of his love. Damn, I needed it today…

Here’s what Mollywho found on the mirror…

Just kidding…

That’s super sweet but wouldn’t work for a majority of the men in the crowd. Most women would go “that’s really nice but which lipstick did you use?” and it would of course be the wrong lipstick and she’d flip because it’s $50 a pop and now it’s half gone and then there’s the issue of cleaning the mirror and she’ll go on and on about it until the guy wonders “why didn’t I just write it in my own blood and die on the floor?” and next time, buddy. Next time.

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