Since the Olympics are basically on 24/7, regardless of whether or not any events are taking place, NBC has to throw in some filler programming so that they’ve got content airing around the clock. I tuned in at 3 a.m. on Sunday morning and, no joke, there was a 45-minute long segment where Ryan Seacrest talked to Victoria’s Secret models and “ate” food. Literally had nothing to do with anything, and if I wanted to watch people eat food I’d switch over to the Food Network.
You know what NBC should be using as filler instead? Samuel L Jackson’s Twitter feed, or hell, just clips of Sam Jackson watching the Olympics and busting a nut every time the USA nabs a gold medal. Ryan Seacrest and Alessia Ambrosio can go suck fat ones – because if Jackson’s feed is any indication, he’d be (at minimum) 500x more entertaining than either of those two titmongers:
Beam these girls up Scotty!!! Go USA!! Oh, I'm gonna need Tim to be lil less critical
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016
Gabby with the "I Nailed That Shit" face!!Go USA!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016
When you try some new shit at da club afta 4 Jaegger shots!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016
Most MUTHAFUKKA OF A LEG by AquamanPhelps!!! Hella swim by All!! Go USA!!!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016
Never a doubt, Ledecky KILLS IT!! Go USA!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016
Aly Awesome! Simone Phenomenal!! Go USA!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016
Maximum Vaultage!! Go USA!!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016
I saw a lot of Deductions in that Russian drinking dance! Go USA!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016
All eyes on the Women Gymnasts!! Go USA!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 7, 2016
What had happened?! Awwwww Damn!!! No USA!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 7, 2016