It’s probably not wise to get a reputation for burning through matches on Tinder by being a douchebag. But this Tinder burn is so savage that it deserves a standing ovation. If you’re going to *go there* by claiming you won a Princess Diana-look-a-like contest as an online dating icebreaker, you *probably* deserve a dose of humility.
She just laid it up for a response like this. Something tells me it wasn’t love at first-match: