Master This Self-Tying Shoelace Trick And Use It To Screw With People Forever

by 2 years ago

There’s nothing that’s more fun than screwing with people. Especially drunk people. Master this self-tying shoelace trick and fuck with drunk for the rest of your life. Also, never tell them it’s a trick. Tell them you’re the second coming of Christ on Earth and the “walk on water” trick was ruined by David Blaine so you have to start smaller.

When they sober up and say “oh man, I was so drunk I thought you were able to shake your leg and tie your shoe!” show them you still can and convince them they’re still really fucking drunk.

It’s also perfect for messing with children. Tell them shoelace tying is a waste of time and have them practice shaking their legs for hours. You’ll never get asked to work at the orphanage again.

[via The Awesomer]


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