Pour Out Some Lube For These Sex Acts Forever Banned In Porn

By 12.02.14  •  2 Comments
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Things are getting tight over in the UK porn scene and I’m not talking about actresses’ bungholes — England is banning a whole bunch of sex acts from porn.

The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 amendment requires that video-on-demand (meaning online porn) now adhere to the same guidelines laid out for DVD sex shop-type porn by the British Board of Film Censors. Who knew there were guidelines in porn?!?

In the new rules, the following sex acts are persona non grata in British bang films:  spanking, caning, aggressive whipping, penetration by any object “associated with violence”, physical or verbal abuse (regardless of  if consensual), urolagnia (known as “water sports”), female ejaculation, strangulation, facesitting and fisting.

DAYUM! UK porn is now as boring as sex with a wife. How does one measure aggressive whipping? Isn’t judging the aggression up to the person getting whipped? The funniest part is the censors ruled the last three “fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially ‘life-endangering.'” I wouldn’t mind leaving this earth in a facesitting accident, I’ll say that out loud.

Now, all of these banned acts are on pornography produced in the UK. It’s perfectly legal for Brits to watch these acts so long as the movies are produced elsewhere. I suggest the fine people over the pond consult this handy list.

H/T Independent 


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