This ‘Shark Week’ Teaser Is The Most Epic Thing I’ve Seen All Year
Let’s recap. There’s a guy wearing swim trunks who’s somehow managed to lasso two great white sharks so that he can ride on their backs while throwing chum (bloody fish parts for those of us who haven’t seen JAWS) in the air. Oh, and there’s a hot mermaid sitting at his feet with 0 fucks to give as more sharks leap through the air behind them. I don’t even watch “Shark Week,” but maybe I’ll actually tune in this year for once after seeing this commercial.