Skydiving instructor Brianne Thompson has got cojones larger than the lot of you combined, which probably isn’t that impressive considering Brianne’s testicles are the size of the moon. Why else would she set her parachute on fire mid-jump? The obvious reason is to show off the fact that she’s a badass, but for all we know she just wanted to test out her new flare gun to make sure it worked properly and couldn’t think of a more practical way to do it. If you get your rocks off by jumping out of planes and exploding your chute into a giant ball of flame, I can’t fault you — your life expectancy is clearly much shorter than mine despite my high-carb high-fat diet, but to each their own.
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