Annual ‘Small Penis’ Contest Short On Contestants So Now They’re Taking Nominations And That’s Literally A Dick Move
Do you have what it takes — or in this case, what it doesn’t take — to win the 3rd annual small penis competition? If you do, you could walk away with the cash prize this year without any stiff competition. See what I did there? Stiff. Do you see it? You love it.
The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant is fast approaching and the hosts are still in search for eligible contestants. They’re looking for “exemplary small penises” which means the dongs they’re getting just aren’t cutting the mustard.
This year’s competition will be held at Kings County Saloon in Bushwick, Brooklyn on June 13th. Winners get $500 in cold, hard cash, a crown and sash just like Ms. America and the chance to show the world their tiny cock. If not the world, at least a bar full of interested onlookers in New York.
The contest promoters are even accepting video applications from around the world, or, if you know a bro with a small dick, you’re allowed to nominate them. And that move would make you a HUGE DICK.