SNAKE FIGHT: Check Out This King Cobra Take On A Python In The Most Terrifying Street Fight You’ll Ever See


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This incident took place outside Singapore’s Nanyang Technological University and lasted for 30 minutes before the 10-12 foot venomous cobra escaped into the bushed, according to LadBible.

One student indicated that the python had the cobra’s head constricted, but the cobra was able to bite into the python, which is reported to not have survived.

RIP Python. RIP.

Glad you’re dead, though, if we’re being honest.

[h/t LadBible]

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