This Video Shows What A Bunch Of Creepy Oddballs Social Media Has Turned Us Into

If you watch this and think to yourself “Oh cool I don’t do any of these things!” then you’re a liar. A big FAT liar, at that. We all retake Buzzfeed quizzes until we get the result we want, and we sure as shit unfollow people who don’t follow us back purely out of spite.

As for masturbating to people on Facebook…no. I hope no one does that. Please.