Someone Tinder-Matched With A Carpet And It’s The Punniest Thing You Will Read Today

We love a good Tinder story, but usually it’s because either someone said something really strange or because what they said worked exceedingly well.

However, I have never seen someone actually get Tinder-matched with an inanimate object before.

Until now.

Somehow an IMGUR user got matched up with a grey carpet. That’s right, a carpet. And the results of their conversation are more entertaining than most of the matches we usually see on Tinder.

Check it out…

So what do you think? Did the carpet “get laid” that night? I’m so sorry.