Hans Christian Andersen once said “Where words fail, music speaks.” And by golly that has never been truer than this incredible song. This pièce de résistance is titled “Texts From A Beta,” and it was brilliantly crafted by GDI Productions.
It is truly moving with mellifluous lead vocals, ariose piano, a soothing violin, dynamic drums and even a chorus. The lyrics are composed entirely from raunchy sext messages that she received from a frat guy that she had met. The explicit messages are apparently from a member of Beta Theta Pi at Vanderbilt University.
The description of the video on YouTube:
All of the lyrics herein are real, word for word consensual texts sent to a young woman by a frat guy.
The lyrics may not be a romantic ballad of Prince’s level, but it certainly deserves a Grammy.
I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open
I’m so hungover, I need to fuck
Wanna get filled later?
Can you blow me?
Wanna fuck your throat for awhile
Can you take nice D to the throat?
You’re gonna have to suck me real fucking good
There’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow
And my cock’s the only one that’s invited
My load plus your face, you’re gonna inhale my dick
I’m gonna fill you good tomorrow
I need you to suck me good
I’m nuttin’ on your face
I just puked, I can’t move
Can you just suck my dick good?
Your loss, I pack heat in hang dong
If I flew the coop every time a chick begged me to walk over and pound her in the ass
instead of doing my homework I’d fail out of school
I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open
I’m so hungover, and need to fuck
When I get there later can you blow me?
I wanna fuck your throat for awhile
John Lennon, David Bowie, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson and Johnny Cash could have an all-world songwriting sesh in heaven and not create a lyrical masterpiece such as this.
[TFM]