Blah blah blah emergency exit row, blah blah blah make sure your seat back and folding trays are in their full upright position. You’ve heard it a gazillion times if you’re a frequent flyer. This Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant, though, is working out material from her stand-up act in the passenger safety announcement. She brings down the house, too, earning what could be a standing ovation if the pilot only the pilot have turned off the fasten seatbelt sign.
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