Anything is possible when you start drinking before noon, especially when it’s Tequila and Red Bull. This story took place on Spring Break last year on our college campus. Since we’re both D1 athletes (I’m the quarterback and he’s a golfer), we weren’t able to go on a Spring Break trip due to team functions. For the stories sake, we’ll call my buddy Tiger because he loves to party and bang hoes.
Even though we couldn’t go anywhere for Spring Break, we decided we would make the best of what we had. To kick off our break, we decided to day drink on Friday. We started pounding Tequila and Red Bull at about 11 a.m. It didn’t take us long to start hitting up the chicks to come party with us. The only problem was that most the chicks migrated south for break.
Lucky for us, some of the female athletes were still in town and down to party. The girls didn’t show up until about 1 in the afternoon when Tiger and I were already pretty wasted. After a few hours of putting in work, we realized we were stuck in the friend zone with these chicks. Tiger drunkenly decides to hit up his booty call, who we’ll call Cinnamon for the sake of the story.
Cinnamon gave Tiger his black belt, which is when you bang your first black chick. Tiger wasted no time when she showed up and took her straight to pound town.
So I’m upstairs drinking with everybody, when all of a sudden I hear Cinnamon calling me into the room. When I walk into the room, she’s standing at the door butt naked and instantly starts pulling my clothes off. The next thing I know, my dick is half way down her throat. I make eye contact with Tiger, who is dying laughing and giving his signature fist pump. I picked her up, tossed her in the bed, and stuck it in her.
At this point, I realized I was finally going to get my black belt and my first double team.
Tiger and I proceeded to pound her out for about an hour. Cinnamon is a freak in bed, loving every minute of it. Meanwhile, Tiger is railing her doggy, while she’s sucking my dick and I realize that I’m about to bust. The asshole that I am, I don’t tell her I’m going to bust and I end up blowing my load allover her face and in her hair.
She was so pissed and stormed off to the bathroom to clean up. While she’s in the bathroom, Tiger and I throw our clothes back on and leave the room before she comes back. We go back upstairs to celebrate with some victory shots and were surprised to see how much the party grew.
The boys asked where we were, so we gave them the details and they were loving it.
Cinnamon finally came upstairs about 10 minutes later and the boys started chanting her name as she left in embarrassment. This took the walk of shame to a whole new level.
So that happened.
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